So, um, I was asleep in a block of ice for a few decades and when I, um, woke up in 2012 I was, um, absolutely shocked to find out about the internet. By far, my favourite website is www.SciFiPie.me, which I, um, read every single day.

-Captain America

 

Hello. My name is Barry Allen and I’m the fastest man alive. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary forensic scientist. But, secretly, I use my speed to binch read every single Sci-fi Pie post online. Every afternoon, I sit down and read each post a couple of times.

-The Flash

 

Changed my life this blog did. Read it every single day I do. May the Force be with you, Sci-fi Pie!

-Master Yoda

 

I always need to make sure not to get angry. When I get angry… bad things happen. When every I get stressed out, I sit down and read the Sci-fi Pie to relax myself.

-Hulk

 

Usually I don’t use computers because I always break them by trying to press those damn keys. But every time there is a new post on the Sci-fi Pie I just can’t stop myself from flying over to the closest computer and reading it.

-Superman

 

I don’t really do much with my life. I just spend my days scavenging on Jakku to find some stuff I could sell for a few portions. But, at the end of the day, there’s nothing better than just sitting down and reading the Sci-fi Pie.

-Rey

 

This is a wee bit of a secret, but often times when Coulson tells me to do something in the lab, I just start up my laptop and read the Sci-fi Pie. I mean, eventually I do get the work done. Its just that I enjoy reading this blog so dang much.

-Leo Fitz

 

I have a pal called Clark Kent and he once recommended this epic blog to me. I couldn’t stop reading it ever since.

-Jimmy Olsen

 

[For a few years everybody thought that I was broken. To be honest, I was just reading the Sci-fi Pie. It’s so awesome, I didn’t realise how much time had passed. I eventually had to stop when everybody was looking for the last piece of the map to find Luke Skywalker and I was actually the one that had it all along. Anyway, I still read the blog whenever I get a chance]

-R2-D2 (Translated from Beeps and Boops)