So, um, I was asleep in a block of ice for a few decades and when I, um, woke up in 2012 I was, um, absolutely shocked to find out about the internet. By far, my favourite website is www.SciFiPie.me, which I, um, read every single day.
Hello. My name is Barry Allen and I’m the fastest man alive. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary forensic scientist. But, secretly, I use my speed to binch read every single Sci-fi Pie post online. Every afternoon, I sit down and read each post a couple of times.
Changed my life this blog did. Read it every single day I do. May the Force be with you, Sci-fi Pie!
I always need to make sure not to get angry. When I get angry… bad things happen. When every I get stressed out, I sit down and read the Sci-fi Pie to relax myself.
Usually I don’t use computers because I always break them by trying to press those damn keys. But every time there is a new post on the Sci-fi Pie I just can’t stop myself from flying over to the closest computer and reading it.
I don’t really do much with my life. I just spend my days scavenging on Jakku to find some stuff I could sell for a few portions. But, at the end of the day, there’s nothing better than just sitting down and reading the Sci-fi Pie.
This is a wee bit of a secret, but often times when Coulson tells me to do something in the lab, I just start up my laptop and read the Sci-fi Pie. I mean, eventually I do get the work done. Its just that I enjoy reading this blog so dang much.
I have a pal called Clark Kent and he once recommended this epic blog to me. I couldn’t stop reading it ever since.
[For a few years everybody thought that I was broken. To be honest, I was just reading the Sci-fi Pie. It’s so awesome, I didn’t realise how much time had passed. I eventually had to stop when everybody was looking for the last piece of the map to find Luke Skywalker and I was actually the one that had it all along. Anyway, I still read the blog whenever I get a chance]
-R2-D2 (Translated from Beeps and Boops)